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> TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T SAY TO A GUIDE DOG SCHOOL REPRESENTATIVE
10. He was putting on a little weight so I
switched him to lite beer.
9. Can you believe they charge $100 to get a dog
out of the pound in this town even if it's a
guide dog?
8. No, I never let strangers pet him. Not since the incident on the bus.
7. This is Fido's favorite restaurant right here. He just loves the
lasagna.
6. Guide dog? What guide dog? Oh yeah, him.
He's around here somewhere.
5. I've found he really prefers melted butter to water on his kibble.
4. I haven't really taken him out much lately. What's that command you use
when you want him to
go left?
3. My herbalist says those heart worm pills are
a scam and a clove once a month works just as
good.
2. Yeah, this is the same dog as the one yo gave me in class. Honest.
And the #1 thing you shouldn't say to the school rep...
1. Man, this dog has turned out to be a real
chick magnet.
Oh nice. My puppy and I just had a good laugh.
Hehe. I love how many of those actually apply! Though not the scary ones, obviously... *grin*
ooh my... lol
lol
LOL! :)